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Bad Confusing Day of Life

Bad Confusing Day of Life

By Clovis

Art By Chama

 

Barbara Boxer is not a dog. :(

Barbara Boxer is not a dog. 😦

 

 

Today has been

A confusing

Weird smelling day.

My white kibble

Bowl

Is missing!

Instead,

I have a shiny

Metallish

Thing that

Scrapes

The ground

And when I am

Done

I see another

Dog in the bottom

Of it-

And he is

Cross-eyed

And violates

My space!

I also learned

That Barbara Boxer

Is not a dog.

I feel

Strange.

Empty.

(I’m sure there was

less kibble in that

Mirror bowl!)

I will nap now.

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This Is MY GATE!!!!

my gate stay away!

This is MY GATE!!!!

By Clovis

Art By Chama

Oh I hate Kendall

Kendall the

Brindle

Dog.

A stray

Who comes to

My gate

4 times

A day.

This is my gate!

You smell

Scary

And what’s

More

I think

The people

Who live

In the big box

That I go

Inside to

At night and

Sometimes

For naps in

The day

KENDALL!

Kendall

The brindle

Dog,

You stay away

From

My treats

And people.

I am warning

You:

I will bark!

Kendall,

You go home.

Why are my people

Trying to

Give you

My treats?

Ooooooooooooo!

My Things to Chew, and Naps. Yes.

rope bone

 

 

By Clovis

Art by Chama

 

I found a

Spot of

Sun

Inside

To nap in

Today

I might just

Stay in it

For six hours

Or maybe

The rest of

Winter

But then

I think I should

Eat something

Most of the

Time it

Is kibble

Which tastes

A lot like

Cardboard box

Or

My rope bone

Which is not

Tasty

The way bacon

Is-

But it is MY

Rope bone!

 

 

Bring me Two Arby’s

arby's

By Clovis

Art by Chama

I see you

Are leaving

Again

Please don’t stay

Gone 10 years

Like this morning

When you left

And came back

With nothing

For me.

This time

Bring back

Two Arby’s.

Arby’s

Is delicious.

Yes sir.

The Big White Box

fridge

By Clovis

Art by Chama

The big white

Box that is

Cold inside

That has things

I love most

Like lunch meat

And bacon,

It made a strange

Noise this

Morning

And I was afraid

For your life and

Mine

So the hair stood

On my back

And I showed it

My teeth

And I barked

For two hours

Until a man came to the

House and did

Something to the back

Of the box

And while he

Was here

I peed on the floor

And then

Barked some

More

And now it is

OK again

And you still

Didn’t give

Me any bacon

For saving

Your life.

This is My Yard

By Clovis

art by chama

 

mail and bacon

 

This is my yard

And my gate

That man

With a bag

And pants

He’s an

Agent of

The cat.

He brings

Flat white things

To the door

And I bark

Bark

Bark

He goes

Away

And

Comes back

Again.

He never

Brings bacon.

For he

Is an agent of

The cat.

Cats are fast

But not

Made of

Bacon.

 

I Bark at Air- and Birds.

By Clovis

Art by Chama

 

milkbone

 

 

I bark

At air

And birds.

All of the air

And some of

The birds

They

Want to

Take my

Backyard

From me!

I won’t

Let them.

I bark and

Then the birds

Go away.

And then I can

Stop my bark.

Sometimes

I get a milk bone

If I stop.

I hide them.

And if the birds

Come near

My spot

I will bark.

And we

Start over.

I smell bacon

In the air.

There is air!

 

 

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