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I Am Alpha. I Think so, Yes.

By Clovis

 

I had a good life

The whole

Yard was mine.

I could nap in

The yard and chew on

My rope

Bone.

And then

One day

They came home

With a small

Rat

Who peed on

My carpet

And she

Whined a lot

And didn’t even

Have grown up

Dog teeth

Really what

They brought home

Was another

Dog

And they named

Her Chama.

Chama is a word

That means:

Smaller dog

Who will steal my

Kibble.

So I kept an eye

On her and

Growled.

They put me outside

For 45 years.

Or minutes-

But it doesn’t matter

In the morning

They found

A big pile

Of my best work

Next to MY couch.

Now she will

Have to go

Back!

I thought.

But they didn’t believe

She did it.

Which she did.

And she stole my

Rope bone.

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Round Flat Bread with Sauce and Cheese

By Clovis

 

My humans

Have never

Given me

Table scraps-

But today

Might be the

Day they do

So I will watch

Them while they

Eat

That big circle

With red sauce

And cheese

And bread

I love bread

I remember that

Day after they

Took me out of

The shelter,

They left for ten years!

Maybe it was ten minutes…

And while they

We’re gone

I stole a loaf

Of bread

And now they don’t

Leave out

Any food.

So next time

I knocked

Over the

Trash

And had

Some.

Outside Again

By Clovis

 

Outside

Again

I have rocks

To smell

And plants to

Uproot

What is this?

A not same

Rock

I dug this up

During yesterday

I think

I smell bacon.

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